It Blyats.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
They rush in.
It's not Russian
The Inter-nyet.
Putin on the Ritz.
Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)
A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.
Vladimir Poutine
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
From Moscow
Light bulbs
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
The SALT talks!
Russian and Finnish!
They really hate Stalin
None according to the Russians.
Putin
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
Because he got Snowden!
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A cos-meow-naut.
Crimea River
Gladimir Putin!
Borris Kutchyakockoff
They're Putin up with it.
He's Russian to Turkey.
Mas cow.
Tsarbucks.
You're my brother in arms!
He was just stalin for time
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
According to her it's Mao.
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
He's ben affleckted.
A sneezing ticket holder.
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
He got a hole in one.
A buck an ear
You pay for the pizza.
Putin on the Ritz
Olive.
Depreciation.
