Russian Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

30 Day Jokes More 30 Day Jokes

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Russian President Jokes More Russian President Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Blackmail Jokes More Blackmail Jokes

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.