I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
A spelling bee!
Student: A teacher!
It's a touchy subject.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
A spelling bee.
Mitsuheshe.
Sili-kin
A baby in two dumpsters.
Ewoks
I'm just asking for a friend)
Because to them love means nothing.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
You cant-elope!
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
Because they have Hollow-Weinies
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
