Both have had to adjust for inflation.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Americans.
They manifest Destiny
It's white and on his land.
A Kami.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
They say he was snowed in.
Norman Rock Wells.
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
Vault Disney
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
So you can tell it apart from urine
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Navaho lot.
Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.
British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.
A. They love OIL
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
In a bucket.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Mind the GAAP.
With a crane.
L'ess cargo
An American drone.
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
The SALT talks!
Lincoln, he was in a cent
Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
Detroit
1961
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
They lost their reservations.
Fangsgiving Day.
When European.
Because the delegates were standing on them.
American ships.
Manifesto Destiny
Crimea River.
A golden receiver!
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
European
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.
I've been flamed!
Defendant: Not quilty.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Divorce!
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
You Mariott
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
They throw silverware on the ground!
