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Cow Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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I Love Pizza & You

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What's a cow no legs?

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Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.