You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Religion.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
A symphony
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
You can almost hear them.
Anything you like he can't hear you.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
He heard the food was a mess.
Have you heard of stray chickens
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Because they're all dead
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
You can hear their brooms tick!
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
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Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.
Look ma, no hands!
They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
Vehicular man's laughter
They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
He pined everyday.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
He lost his hearing.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
You can hear a cough drop.
Because they heard he's a web developer
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.
Recalculating route.
They heard he was a fungi
It ended in a tie.
Never mind...it's tearable
It went back four seconds.
It was legend dairy.
They say the business is toast.
They had a reptile dysfunction.
There was nothing left but de Brie.
It was udder destruction.
They say he made a mint.
He had loco motives
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
He just took it in stride
He had a very esteemed colleague.
It really took a dive...
Now we just have to call him Dav.
It reads "Small medium at large."
She was a roman catholic.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Neither did he.
They mostly wrap.
They haven't got a gig yet.
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A field of corn.
The p is silent.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
He was Bjorn again
It was wrong on so many levels.
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An orcastra
Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Because they didn't get their nickel back.
Bob
Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
I heard everybody had a blast.
Go on, have a blast.
Let's meet up in the corner.
The guy likes his power chords too much.
He was pushing the right trigger.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Bettina minute you'll open this door!
More doors.
