Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.