Build a house next to it.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
A comickaze
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Because people are dying to get in.
To get to the other side.
Because you have to hollow out the head.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
Igloos it together.
They are both going to miss every body.
Because it nose.
Hulk ash!
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Did you try turning me off and on again?
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
To get back to Mexico
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*
Because she couldn't stand him.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Culosis.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Mississippi.
To burn some calories.
They just wanna watch the world burn
