He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half!
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Kinder Surprise
Curses, foiled again!
Why can't they just be the Illuminice?
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Ten Tickles
They go to the polls and vote.
Cell phones.
Because they make cents!
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Breasts don't have eyes.
