He always gets stuck on across.
Fold it in half!
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
They take the senor discount.
Half a measure.
Stop laughing and reload
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
With a seesaw
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell
A denom-nom-nominator!
Because he couldn't see that well!
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
This is not a drill.
Because this docent makes any cents.
Change.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Because there are eyes everywhere!
The bench can support a family of four.
Allah-penos
He was blowing off Steam
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
Dr Dre
Dr.Dre
Because it cracked itself up.
This guy.
Is it in.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
