Don't go bacon my heart
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Leave it in the cow.
It depends on the age.
She wanted to be a nurse.
Leave it to peave her.
When Hillary leaves town.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
It was too mainstream
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them
It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Because he found his honey.
The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
A paraplegic
To get their stuff back.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
CGI Friday's.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Pete.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
She was A minor.
The Holocaust.
