He didn't want to get down on it.
Russell
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
At parking meteors.
Anchor.
Sorry guys, moustache!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
2:39
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Leave them to slug it out.
He lost interest
Leave the EU.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
Let's jack it.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Chard remains.
Eyebro. I will see myself out.
Because its leaves rustled.
Before 15:30...
Biden
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
A borkmark.
Because women are always right.
It didn't have any pickups
He leaves a dark mark
She left him out in the sun too long.
He stung her into action.
They got Snowden.
Alright.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)
Cantaloupe
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
They both got their fur low.
His left one
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
They all left.
He was Edward Snowed-In.
She was pasteurized!
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
The one that's left.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Gotta Dash!
Edward Snowed In
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
He's snowed in.
She couldn't find the Dior
Just say "shoe".
Argon
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
Because he's snowed in.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
He had a stalemate.
The hospital ran all out of patience
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Calc-U-LATER
It packs its trunk and leaves.
Because it was a freight!
Go left
Not being British.
Because he got cold feet.
1GB
She wanted to be a nurse.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.
Two test tickles!
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Crewcut and I'm the only one left!
Because he got Snowden!
Because it was grounded.
Just pay for your pizza.
Aight I'll calcu-lata
Because he was Snowden
Leave it to peave her.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
He would never leave his woes behind.
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
So Dapressed. I'll leave now.
Two test tickles
He left his home on the range.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Nunavet
Na 'ma ste
Namaste.
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Because all of the fans left.
He was making a scene!
Klondike Bars
Church
Church.
Heir mail
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
A pretentious connoisseurous.
Because he had a very large bill.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
The Post Office
Post office.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Sleigh-er
Pete.
