Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
Shirenara!
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
For Harambe.
Because he wasn't a fungi!
Russel.
Shoplifting
He was Russian.
He's always Snowden.
Well, the movie ended so
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Lindt chocolate.
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
Nah I'ma stay
Cause he didn't chip in!
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Between me and you, "something smells".
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
A Moles Royce.
Left Out
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.
She was losing interest.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
Because the steaks were too high!
He's Snowden.
He was Snowden.
Audios
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
He said he can't elope.
She became salty.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
I'll be back in a jiffy
You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!
Student: "Alive".
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
He didn't want to get down on it.
Russell
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
At parking meteors.
Anchor.
To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
Sorry guys, moustache!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
2:39
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Leave them to slug it out.
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
He lost interest
They both leave me sticky fingers. 7
Leave the EU.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
Let's jack it.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Chard remains.
Eyebro. I will see myself out.
Because its leaves rustled.
Before 15:30...
Biden
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
A borkmark.
Because women are always right.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
It didn't have any pickups
He leaves a dark mark
I bet he has to leave the room.
Because they're unable to see the big picture.
She left him out in the sun too long.
He stung her into action.
They got Snowden.
Alright.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Nine!
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)
Cantaloupe
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They both got their fur low.
His left one
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
They all left.
He was Edward Snowed-In.
She was pasteurized!
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
The one that's left.
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
They know people will blow them.
Gotta Dash!
Edward Snowed In
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
A tuba toothpaste.
Violet
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!
An elf driving car
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
An amber alert was issued
Because Chernobyl fall out
His will
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
New gloves for the cold days
A lost Clause
The elf-abet.
Leave my presents
