Leave a plunger in the toilet
He was snowed in.
Because he was screwing around.
Give it two test-tickles!
Depresso
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.
There's something between us that smells..
Russell
Because they always leave you stumped!
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
Don't go bacon my heart
BYE-SON!
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
He was Snowden.
Namaste
Because he was born in a barn.
Because the door was ajar!
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
He was snowed in
Because izquierda going right.
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Russel.
He always leaves you hanging
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
I don't know, I left early.
I don't know but they sure are Russian.
Lentil next time.
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
Russell.
There isn't a single person left!
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
Because he was Snowden.
Because he's Snow'd-in!
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
It didn't Snowden.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Because he was Snowden...
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Cause he was snowden.
Because he was snowed in.
Because he was Snowden
Two test-tickles.
Rustle
Because it was Hammertime'
All that was left was de brie.
They were too sacrifishal
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Aftermath
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Two test tickles
There is nothing left too loose.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
The Captain's Log.
Never leave your buddy's behind.
Because they never leave a tip.
The Hip Replacement Guy.
Leave my provolone!
Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear
Two test tickles.
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
She fell out of the tree.
It was leave your keys at the door.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Leave the plunger in the pot.
Toothbrush.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Namaste.
Leave EU.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Because everyone always left them hanging!
You leave him hanging....
Russel
They want to catch the last goal-post!
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
The night before a test.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
The barking lot.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Have a nice bite!
He was just chasing tail.
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
In the croakroom!
Leave it in the cow.
Gold Scars.
It was happy hour.
They lived hoppily ever after!
Meet me - oh, right..
Nothing.
An old man yelling at the cloud
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
An elf driving car
Another present!
One testtickle
Well I'll be damned!
He was stuffed.
Put him on stilts!
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
