Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
All the horses drowned
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.
She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Michael
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Reply to her message within a minute
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Sir Francis Brake!
When they are read.
He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
Bully Jean is not my lover!
PIC on someone your own size!
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
She was running out of things to read.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Don't look I am changing
Don't look I'm changing
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Triggernometry
Like a bowling ball.
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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