Wall Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Who's there! Anna! Anna who?

Annather brick in the wall!

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.