Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
Taco Bell for lunch
This could use some salt.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
A swallow.
A baby in the oven.
Because it's a nappy time.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
A baby hit by a snow blower
One baby in ten trash cans.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
You rocket.
Pasta la vista, baby!
Cheese was.
Sinko de mayo
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Is there a dog?
Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.
Gotta go fasting!
Got so excited she wet her plants.
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
He starts coffin...
It was dead.
They both look good hanging from trees
Uppsala
Noth
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
