Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
Taco Bell for lunch
This could use some salt.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
A swallow.
A baby in the oven.
Because it's a nappy time.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
A baby hit by a snow blower
One baby in ten trash cans.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
You rocket.
Pasta la vista, baby!
Nail the other hand to the floor.
They both nailed a 2x4.
Because no one will look for them.
The Antelopes.
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
Porridge
It's an ill-eagle activity
An eskemo.....
Five six seven eight!
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
When the (w)hole job's done.
They will give you a piece of your mind.
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
When he points.
A pencil has a point.
