Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
You need to cul de sac.
He didn't have the balls to do it.
His balls. Two below.
Their balls are only for decoration.
Europe
She had mittens!
A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls
The balls are just for decoration.
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Because she ran away from the ball.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
No, I'm dead serious.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
A rabbyte
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
An escapea
Just a phew!
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
I must throw that doggie out the window!"!
Because he can't see through the wall.
