Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Anderson and daughter came too!
I did not see that coming.
A Stick.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
He was running a trap house.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
That will be the paper jamming again!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
He ransomware.
Because he only came once a year
Fancy a bite
Should we walk home or take a dog
A seahorse!
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Because it came out of the pen.
Because he always came in a little behind.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
Michael Jackson.
It keeps coming and coming and coming...
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Pupil: The sausage!
Winter is coming.
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Because the snowblower was coming.
The snowblower came around
She said she didn't see him coming
C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!
Because he came.
They both came in a little behind.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
The coming of the Lord.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
Made in Va-China.
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
Winter is coming
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
The barber ran
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
European
They come out at night!
He was a good conductor.
A stick.
Because he had a vowel movement.
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Frank
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Oeuf!
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
Bro sure!
He came to work baked.
Because he had a crack addiction.
Because he didn't have the guts to fart.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
He won't stop banging at the door.
Bolzano the door!
If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
She kept running away from the ball
