I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!
They both came in a little behind.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
The coming of the Lord.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
The barber ran
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
European
They come out at night!
He was a good conductor.
A stick.
Because he had a vowel movement.
My supply was short.
Who wants to know?
It keeps coming and coming and coming...
He got a battery charge.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Roll playing im sry
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Hey! I'm Joaquin here!
Because he was a
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
Get a broom, you two.
