Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
We came we saw we conjured!
They both came in a little behind.
I think I'm coming down with something.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Anderson and daughter came too!
A Stick.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
That will be the paper jamming again!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
He ransomware.
Because he only came once a year
Fancy a bite
Should we walk home or take a dog
A seahorse!
Because it came out of the pen.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
It keeps coming and coming and coming...
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Pupil: The sausage!
Winter is coming.
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Because the snowblower was coming.
C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
The coming of the Lord.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
The barber ran
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
European
They come out at night!
He was a good conductor.
A stick.
Because he had a vowel movement.
He met the grill of his dreams.
You don't.
The Should Ant and the Could Ant.
Bee.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
He was charged with battery.
She puts it on her bill
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
The living room
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Hope he doesn't see you.
