Ask Jozsef Barsi.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Internettles.
A Drag Queen
To look more like their mom.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
It was a wannabe wallaby!
Join the Hare Force.
Because they never grow old
Because they must build additional pylons.
In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Couple's Daily Question Mug
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Let my peephole grow!
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Let's grow MOLD together!
You get to grow old together.
Grow old!
A bann grows on vines.
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.
Tobogany.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
The spaghetto
Garry Oldman.
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
They never grow old.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Just water
Garbage collectors.
Poul-trees
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
The Easter Bunana!
The crime rate.
Cornstock
Thunderstorms
But most just have 4.
All of them!
Ctrl+C
Skip to my loo.
The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
It's growing on me.
That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)
You can't buy happiness!
Hang ten dude!!
Baby giraffes.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Tall stories!
They both have hops.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
My newt.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.