They gave her a basketball and told her to read.
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Brailly any!
A newspaper.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Do not touch.
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
Too many colons.
Raile!
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Adam and Eve
To flick through it as fast as possible.
With an icy-stare!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Tequila Mockingbird
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Just reddit.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
A Regis Error.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
Because they built their stuff with reads!
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Because they read.
He reads lips.
Dyslexia
"What did you name the other one "
Liberal Arts Degrees.
The Daily Moos.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
A CATalog
Don't touch this.
"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
He loves a good happy ending
A bookworm!
Mewspapers!
The moospaper!
When they are read.
Because they can't spell "read it".
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
It's impossible to put down
It reads "Small medium at large."
The newspaper.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
The iceeu
A small medium at large.
A Small Medium at Large
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
You're two shellfish.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Adore stands between us open up!
He didn't want to show up for the finals
They advance to the finals against Tunisia.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
She gets throne.
