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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Duty. Honor.
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
All of them.
Because there is no point!
They toasted the bride and groom.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
A buccaneer.
About a buccaneer!
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
A stole.
With a razor and their wrist.
Terror wrists.
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
He was mini cooped up for to long.
