Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
IDK, i'm just a banana.
Poop-ease
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Pasta pasta, pasta.
Just flush it like everybody else does.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
So,so.....
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Al-ask-ya
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Who's asking
Namaste.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Duck.
The number of the car that hit you.
His last name.
A new last name!
An oncologist.
Barbers.
A rebel without a Claus.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Shooting stars.
Oh shoot, I forgot...
Because they spend years at sea.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
Camenbert
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Because there's no point in it.
