Because his watch has ended.
Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...
It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
HOOO did that!
I'm funny that way.
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else
I ain't no snitch.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
He went oui, oui.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
IDK, i'm just a banana.
Poop-ease
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Pasta pasta, pasta.
Just flush it like everybody else does.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
So,so.....
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
You down with Opie pee
Al-ask-ya
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
I reply "Taxes."
Who's asking
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Namaste.
Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
'Can I join you?'
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Ecru, Brute
He wanted to check his e-mail.
Wait until he's finished.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Yarrrrrsync!
A nut for a jar of tuna.
A Brazilian
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*
Betty White.
To see who shot his "paw."
Han Solo
The tomato was in a can.
Inflamed
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
