He got tired of kicking him around.
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Cold turkey.
Open the door and kick her out.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Namaste.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
Because she was a girl.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Kick it up the arse
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Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
He didn't like nuns.
Namaste
He was caught counting carbs.
Because he had a very large bill.
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Kicked out.
Kermit's finger.
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Beef Stroken off
People in wheelchairs
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Good Vibrations
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Quid each.
Like a sixpack
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
