The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Don't touch my booty
A buck 'n ear
A sailor.
Because they spend years at sea.
They think therefore they arrr
They just arrrr.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Arrr son!
Noob.
A pirate aye!
They both travel at c
He had only one 'i'
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Aye Matey!
A buccaneer!
Because they arrr!
They always get stuck at "C".
The limit does not exist
Because he never existed.
The rest of your life.
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
2nd base.
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
So,so.....
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
The restraining order
Are you seeding?
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
