Because they can spend years at sea.
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A buck-an-ear.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
IPatch
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
A buck an ear.
They keep getting lost at sea.
CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH
Disappointed.
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
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Two pirates.
The aye
They always get lost at C.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'
T
Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".
Because they love torrents.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Pirates.
Don't touch my booty
A buck 'n ear
A sailor.
Because they spend years at sea.
They think therefore they arrr
They just arrrr.
Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!
Arrr son!
Noob.
A pirate aye!
They both travel at c
He had only one 'i'
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Aye Matey!
A buccaneer!
Because they arrr!
They always get stuck at "C".
Pirate bae
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
Because he had Somalia.
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
They have a pirate bay......
Zero. They don't exist.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Allah take the flight controls
People got lit and turnt.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
