The Bannisters
His fall.
He fell out of the tree
A nun falling down the stairs
Bach in the saddle again.
Because it was dead.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
It was an oxident.
The retail store
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
Chernobyl fall out.
I'm wringing wet.
The one with the smaller mu.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
A flat miner.
A Popsicle.
Because he couldn't see that well!
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Moussaka
Hit by a car.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Because the bus hit him.
Chicks are for kids!
Kids.
American ships.
Everywhere.
One dollar
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Peers
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
