Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
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My zipper.
One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
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She would always let it go.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
You're my brother in arms!
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Those are the wrong Sais
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
He held up a pair of pants!
To hold his pants up.
The crow bar.
At the monkey bars.
He wasn't single.
Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
One is small and the Other is small minded!
Four drinks.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
She could never say no to apple.
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Eso si que es.
The sock under my bed.
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
