Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
Molestation.
Arrr son!
He wanted to be cool.
Bison
You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Cancer.
Racist
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
2nd base.
Michael Jackson
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Let's go ride bikes!
Because it was rated arrr!
To get to the other slide.
So time would fly.
They're both staples.
I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure
He was a real catch
Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
A footilada!
Three blind mice!
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
Slayer.
The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Because it had too many threads.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Nark Nark
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
