Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Names.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Toyodas
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
Kid: At the Joke shop.
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
Arrr son!
He wanted to be cool.
Bison
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Let's go ride bikes!
Because it was rated arrr!
To get to the other slide.
So time would fly.
Tareable
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
It's elected President.
All 12
About 12 letters
Guten tag!
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Some old stuff just got dug up
