One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
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Because her hips won't lie.
He asked. "A million," I rep lied.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
Lie to me
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
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A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Gomer's pile.
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Patty O'Furniture.
A nervous wreck.
He made a grave mistake.
Watch a movie with him.
GET OFF MY LAN!
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Tennish!
All the coats are on the bed!
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Quit being nosey.
He nose what he's doing
Because they can't see if they close both.
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
