Because he got hit by a car.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Changing attire.
Carpet!
Jack-u-la!
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
12 Casualties
When it's becing toad!
Do you even Lyft
That's the lost one right there.
Wife: Please go wait in the car
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Start in England and drive West.
Don't look I'm changing!
Park your car, man.
Kurt and Rod
It was just a matter of time.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
She complains to a man.
Inconceivable.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
A Ferris wheel.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Spudify.
At least I'm not black.
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
They add another coat.
A coat of arms!
Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
