I've been through a lot.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
A Ford F-tree-fiddy
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A BOOick.
Windshield vipers.
Because she's dead.
A windshield viper.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
In porking lots.
An autobiography.
Your car.
Willing suspension of disbelief.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
A car.
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Mussel cars.
Cargo pants
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
Clark your car in the garage!
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Because torque is cheap
Brake dance.
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
Flatman and Ribbon
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
He gives it a valenshine!
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Coupe
They only had two cars.
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
Windscreen vipers.
Can I give you a lift
Good karma.
Froglights!
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Willing suspension of disbelief
Where there is a fork in the road.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
We'll have to rehearse that.
Dual air bags.
Because he's from New York.
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
I'm tired".
Cattleacs
Because of the windshield.
Because it was Elise
Because they are almost never **tired**.
A LOCOmotive.
You'll get exhausted
Because she wanted to wake up oily!
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
00-Sedan
A pink carnation.
He gets Toad
A Mini Golf.
We both burn gas.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
A priustoric!
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
They steer them!
Carlos.
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Where did Es-car-go.
('You wanna go for a spin ')
Because he got tired.
A car-brrrrr-etor
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Put him in the front.
Because he was a car-case.
From chasing cars.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
A convertible.
The number of the car that hit him.
A rehearsal
A clutch!
The registration of the car that ran him over!
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
The number of the car that hit you.
Don't ask her out again
A Purrgeot.
A Hyundai.
Bark you car on the drive!
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
A Booghati
General Lee speaking.
He said it goes without a hitch!
They can both drive you crazy.
It breaks the trunk.
A Volkswagen automobile.
Parfour Sorry
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
One's a grand car and the other's a grand car
A Rolls-Royce.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
He was depressed.
He will B flat
Plus sizes!
Thunderware.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.
T-shoes!
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
