Because it was Elise
Because they are almost never **tired**.
A LOCOmotive.
You'll get exhausted
Because she wanted to wake up oily!
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
00-Sedan
A pink carnation.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
He gets Toad
A Mini Golf.
We both burn gas.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
A priustoric!
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
They steer them!
Carlos.
A Countach
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Where did Es-car-go.
Mitsuheshe.
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
('You wanna go for a spin ')
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Because he got tired.
A car-brrrrr-etor
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Put him in the front.
Because he was a car-case.
From chasing cars.
In blind spots.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
A convertible.
The number of the car that hit him.
A rehearsal
A clutch!
The registration of the car that ran him over!
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
When the car breaks down.
The number of the car that hit you.
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
Don't ask her out again
A Purrgeot.
A Hyundai.
Bark you car on the drive!
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
A Booghati
General Lee speaking.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
He said it goes without a hitch!
They can both drive you crazy.
It breaks the trunk.
A Volkswagen automobile.
Build a house next to it.
So he could take it out for a spin!
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A camel auto!
Hop rods.
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
A cabri - ole
A morris dancer!
He wanted to get his Car tuned
To cut the corners!
The wheels. They are always tired.
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
A manual.
A fjord
They were both driving their cars at the time!
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
The bear maximum
CELINE WUT R U DION
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
You get to the other side.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Because they wooden go.
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Carlos
Quantum Mechanics.
Jack
To get to the Other side
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Time to get a new car.
BOOgatti!
To get to the "other side".
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
I did not see that coming.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
Don't taste me, bro!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
The HYAT
They use snail Polish.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Cause it just means you spit more fire
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
It gets toad away.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
His shoulder.
