A Countach
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Where did Es-car-go.
Mitsuheshe.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
('You wanna go for a spin ')
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Because he got tired.
A car-brrrrr-etor
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Put him in the front.
Because he was a car-case.
From chasing cars.
In blind spots.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
A convertible.
The number of the car that hit him.
A rehearsal
A clutch!
The registration of the car that ran him over!
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
When the car breaks down.
The number of the car that hit you.
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
Don't ask her out again
A Purrgeot.
A Hyundai.
Bark you car on the drive!
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
A Booghati
General Lee speaking.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
He said it goes without a hitch!
They can both drive you crazy.
It breaks the trunk.
A Volkswagen automobile.
Build a house next to it.
So he could take it out for a spin!
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A camel auto!
Hop rods.
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
A cabri - ole
A morris dancer!
He wanted to get his Car tuned
To cut the corners!
The wheels. They are always tired.
Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
A manual.
A fjord
They were both driving their cars at the time!
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
The bear maximum
CELINE WUT R U DION
No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.
You get to the other side.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Because they wooden go.
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Carlos
Quantum Mechanics.
Jack
To get to the Other side
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Time to get a new car.
BOOgatti!
To get to the "other side".
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Because he got hit by a car.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Changing attire.
Carpet!
Jack-u-la!
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
When it's becing toad!
Do you even Lyft
That's the lost one right there.
Wife: Please go wait in the car
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
Start in England and drive West.
Don't look I'm changing!
Park your car, man.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
She hated being microbe-managed.
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
People got lit and turnt.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Anything to ease the pain.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Because, time will always tell.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Poop-ease
A tire
A tire.
