Cried Baby Bear.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
So you could hit the sack.
To feed her nightmare.
Tennish!
Sheet
Urine it.
Don't sleep long in it.
She was feeling Sleepy.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Me neither. Help.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
A "no one will ever believe me".
I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
To see how long he slept for.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Shh I'm undercovers
Your head hits the ceiling!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
He asked. "A million," I rep lied.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
The bond matures.
In a football match, the best team wins.
Because he only had Forints!
Because it was covered in sheet
Don't get your sheets dirty!
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
So they can bring two canopies.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
