A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!
He picked up his hammer and saw.
A light house.
Because it's harder to pick up.
ME: I can't remember.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
I've got a bone to pick with you
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
Pick up a penguin
Pick it! (Picket)
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Boooooogers!
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
They kick a Can
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Santa. The other two don't exist.
A Hyundai.
He kept picking holes in everything!
Family reunions.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
Pick a cod, any cod!
Sir.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
Cocaine Edit:spelling
With a crane.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Boo-gers
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
It's too common
Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
I've got a bone to pick with you!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
You don't, you pick it up.
You wanna pizza me!
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
A smile and wave!
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Pick up lines
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A Jiraffa.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
Cotton balls
Oh,the humanities!
Get another one to yell BINGO
Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
