A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!
He picked up his hammer and saw.
A light house.
Because it's harder to pick up.
ME: I can't remember.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
I've got a bone to pick with you
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
Pick up a penguin
Pick it! (Picket)
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Boooooogers!
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
They kick a Can
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Santa. The other two don't exist.
A Hyundai.
He kept picking holes in everything!
Family reunions.
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
Pick a cod, any cod!
Sir.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
Cocaine Edit:spelling
With a crane.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Boo-gers
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
It's too common
Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
I've got a bone to pick with you!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
You don't, you pick it up.
You wanna pizza me!
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
A smile and wave!
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Pick up lines
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Nine months.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
They might trip on the string.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Miss.Steak
The girl who puts it there.
Quack cocaine
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
The cure
Natural selection.
