Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
They pull out on time.
The leash goes slack
You pull down its genes.
She pulled some strings.
Speed is relative, officer.
A 15 yard penalty.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Because the snowblower was coming.
Parents.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
The leash goes slack...
I think I could pull it off
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Because they pull out at the last second.
Once in a blue moon.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
He was a card shark!
Inshallah water.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
Because of the "Pit"
She kept running away from the ball
Give them a test-tickle
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
It wasn't born yesterday
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
He found a hair in one.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
9 Months.
