Ching-Ching.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because to them it's boring.
A water sprinkler.
Hop suey!
Nii haw!
Like Tso.
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
It weighs *Won-ton*
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
A crusty asian
With their erections.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they don't like Tibet
The eggrolled
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
They vote
A pan, duh!
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
I dunno. Ask the kids.
Hi Ping
Ding Dong
Make it Tso!
A mahjong face
ChinkedIn.
Wonton.
Where my dogs at
Chinese food.
Wong Wei
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
A Mandarin
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Ching Chong
A slanted-iPhone
A crushed asian
Because its just wong
Coloured eggrolls!
A car thief who can't drive!
He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.
I can't bereave it!
He didn't like Chinese food.
Chinatown
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Mi Hao.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Food.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
She thought her maxi pad had wings
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
A bongoloid.
Retarded.
Molest them
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Everything is priced in pesos.
They only work 10% of the time.
It'll Dimsum.
