Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Lets get physical!
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Because the Doctor can never see him.
You're trying my patients!
He's a Thyme Lord
Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."
His medical license was doctored.
He was losing his patients
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
He was having window pains I'm sorry
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
The tomato was in a can.
Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.
Spin doctors!
A Ducktor.
She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
He ran out of patients.
The doctor says "So I can examine you"
His diet was krill-in him.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Thank you for your patients.
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Because he was coffin...
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
A Hipaacrite
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
An oncologist
Because he didn't feel well.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Doctor WHo
There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!
He was part of doctors without boarders.
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
I'm a little hoarse.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
When you take careful aim.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
Look ma, no hands!
Inconceivable!
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
He got a lot of patients
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
Please! I in cyst!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
A Doctor.
WD-4D
Urine trouble!
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
I replied "No, a medical one."
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
When they run out of patients.
It was having window panes.
It hurts when IP.
His last name.
A new last name
His surname
A new last name.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Because they can.
Tell him your plans.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Anti amine's
You mean apart from my own
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
Reposts
A toy builder.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
