A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Brew.
Let us prey.
A lone shark
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Watson the menu
Because he plays with pooh.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Friends.
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
The poplar ones.
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine!
Because he was grounded.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Friend:
Pawpular!
He was a fungi.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
You-Rang-a-Tang
Na 'ma ste
Because he was deserted by his friends
Namaste.
The sock, he's always there in hard times.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Full course dinner
Because cats are K10
Say the drinks are on the house
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
5,6,7,8.
The both came in a little behind
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
They're always right.
Because they want to.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Cousins.....
Your mom.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
