It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.
Crumbs!
Because he was married.
Ostrich-sized.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.
HIYAH!
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
Just asking for a friend
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin
On a telebone.
Coo.
And I have few friends in real life.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
Nah I'ma stay
A Rastapartying
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
Asking for a friend
Just Juan.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
Because he was married
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
You got a friend in me.
He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"
Dino what you're thinking.
Your Sherlock Homie
Because it sticks to itself.
It's not like they had to be there...
Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"
Ginger Beard
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
They both die if you chop them
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Czechmate
A friend
Your princi-pal.
He's a fungi
Long time no sea.
Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
A target
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
Friend: "Motivational."
A homie missile.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark
Taking out a provoloan
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Asking for a friend..
Where did Es-car-go.
Because he's married.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
They like it!
All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
His friends egged him on
Depressed
No Biggie.
He's good at making friends.
There's not mushroom in here
They branch out
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
I'm asking for for a friend.
A PARTY SPLUNGE!
Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."
Hard cheese.
He lost it.
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Because it has cis-trust issues
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
His Holmies
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.
Microwave.
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
With Google chromosome+
E=MC U L8R
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
I'll be Bach
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
They look in the obituary
They just click you know
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Because it nose.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
If you break a leg, you get cast
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Binge and parge.
They both love to spark up joints.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
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Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
They love to gambol.
In case he gets a hole-in-one
They prevented Hispanic attacks
