She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Just watch me!
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
Him: "You meant with you "
He was a rough rider!
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Because to them love means nothing.
They are hiring.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Thought you said psychopath.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Reptile - disfunction
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
I answer back... You mean in bed
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
They mean what they say.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
Surrendre*
Theft
I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
I mean let me see your license
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
Because Love means nothing to them.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Do you believe in people
Detroit
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
Son: "Who's farted"
Salt.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
The same thing Arkansas
The business plan.
D-flat
He replied "They fit like a glove."
He replied......It's hard
