Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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Coffee Mug
Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Super Bait
A humdred!
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
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He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Bison.
A graduated cylinder.
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
A tweetment
3edgy5me
Somebody took a corner!
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
The baby and the dad.
So that they can get closer to the sink.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
The prices were gastronomical...
Rich AND famous, apparently
