They need clean air.
Just a phew!
Irrelephant.
Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
Me: Personally I need a job.
Because he got a hole in one!
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Sasha Grey's mouth
A film that needs morbids.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
Thanks I needed that.
That he needed to address the situation
Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Because it's good ferrous.
Because they lactose. Moo
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Rude"olph
He needed a Chech mate!
You don't need to, they'll tell you
For 2 weeks.
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!
He needed the dough.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
None, it is a hardware issue!
I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)
I need some space.
He needed more Elba room.
A whale-weigh station!
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
He grabs a hoe.
To prevent them from whistling.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Mosqui-toes.
Ten ants!
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
I "NEED" you!
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
One egg is un oeuf.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
There's a clock on the stove.
He just needed some space.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Because he was coffin.
He needed to have an Even Flow.
It goes to Twerk!
Juan.
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
A docktor.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
A bearded collie!
Because they squeak!
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
It depends how strong you throw them
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Tune a fish
A drip dry elephant!
It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
He's too bright.
Me: I love you.
Cats can't drive!
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
I think I could use a Han here.
A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
To the sturgeon
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
A caterpillar!
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
I need someone good to do mine.
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
I need a porpoise.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
A bench can support a family.
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
A football match.......
Brighton-der the light of the moon!
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Im measuring your patience
A brick.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
They'll tell you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!
Swine flu!
With oinkment.
