Khaki
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Who is not buying this
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
A Terra Bite
It needed a filling.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
He was charged with battery.
NEED MORE GAINS
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
You always need them for thumb finger another.
Because its horn doesn't work.
This needs to happen.
Because it needs bailing out.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A humdred!
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Because the prices are so steep
Because the prices were Solo
A sweet Dill.
On dos axes
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
Do you sell flip-flips?
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
They tan.
Cos the sine said so!
They both capture the moment.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
What do you mean?
