We need a ROOF!
He needed places to hide the bodies.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
I need to know what time to pick her up.
A leek.
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
It doesn't need cleaning.
You already have a wheelchair.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
Khaki
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Who is not buying this
You know you need a psychiatrist!
You need to cul de sac.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
Chickens
A Terra Bite
It needed a filling.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
He was charged with battery.
NEED MORE GAINS
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
You always need them for thumb finger another.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Need Another Seven Astronauts
Because its horn doesn't work.
Michael Jackson
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
This needs to happen.
Because it needs bailing out.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Banks
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Super Bait
A humdred!
To a re-tail store!
Because he needed a crap.
We don't need an asteroid...
His portrait only need one nail
He needed the cowlcium.
He injured his spline!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Fo' drizzle.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Leeds.
OC) He already has supervision.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
I need to goku the toilet
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Need to know ASAP.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Lemonaid.
It needed a root canal.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Your so fly man
Strait out of cotton
Because they rappel men and women.
No, wait.
He needed somebody to cosine.
Multiply by the cosine of the angle.
One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
There was a lot of reposting to do
Copy pasta! I'm so sorry
A lot of different reasons.
Because there were lots of turn ons.
They'll tell you.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
