Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
A waist of money.
A buffaloan!
Because Lamar Odom
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
A bunny with money.
In the stork market!
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Ransom notes.
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
Put your money where your mount is!
Any 4 numbers in a row.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Panhandling
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
I'm paw!
All of it.
Fold it in half!
A Brazillionaire!
Because he did all his work pro bonobo
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
One for the money, two for the show.
Banks
In a shavings account.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Cannelloni some money till next week
His property was Fur Elise
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Net profits!
He wanted cold hard cash!
Quantum Mechanics.
One of his fingers is clean
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Because they're meteor
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
He needed a place to crash.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Because it was accidental.
Speed is relative, officer.
More guns.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Because nobody is looking for them.
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
What's tomato with you!
He's a Thyme Lord
