Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
The punchlines are too long.
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
When it doesn't reach the front page.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
A comickaze
Kid: At the Joke shop.
A funny bunny
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Redditors.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Vehicular man's laughter
Because 7 8 9 A
Because it was crumby.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
This joke
Repost
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Buns
He glances over his shoulder.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
To get to the other side.
Walks away*
Don't cry, it's only a joke
OC High humor
For the pun of it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Never mind...it's tearable
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
...but you might not get it.
She was a roman catholic.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
When it becomes apparent.
Because they would crack each other up.
Parsing HTML with regex.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Marriage, you wanna?
Uniball.
A Dell.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
9-1-2001
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
Help me! I've been a-salted!
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Because you're sitting on the deck...
Because of all the cheetahs
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
A hummingbird
To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
