Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.