Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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His leg was in a cast.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
The retail store
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Bit him naturally.
It didn t have any legs.
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They were delicious.
They want to make ends meet.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A croaker spaniel!
A glowberman pinscher!
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...
The Mexican said, "A border".
Nothing. She's dead.
Pawpular!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
They got together and talked over old times.
He used a skeleton key.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A golden receiver!
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Full course dinner
A complaint Bernard!
A clockshund!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Bark bark.
A labracadabrador
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
Verbatim.
Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!
They both watch whales.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
They don't have balls to scratch.
She didn't have the balls.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Bossy just fired me!
Nukes... You're fired!
Because they can spell it.
They drive alpacars.
He found a lump on his testicle.
Because X was always 10
