Sparky
Yorkies
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Is there a dog?
Bark
With a Ruff IRA.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
The good ones are hard to put down
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Snoop dog.
She was a little husky.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A melon collie!
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Hush puppies
20 after 1.
About four beers
A DOH-berman!
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A shampoodle
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
When it's pure bread.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
One of his legs is the same.
About 7 beers.
Pooched.
To the dog.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Wagmans.
A hush puppy.
Collar ID
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Sparky.
It freaks out the dogs!
Pants.
Bob Barker
It scares the hell out of the dog
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
They both have wet noses.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A Barkeologist.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A subwoofer.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Sparkie.
They have two left feet
A Labara Cadabarador
He made a spectacle of himself.
A retail store.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
She's fine. But the dog died.
It was a boxer!
Because no one else will do it for them!
Five after one.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
It was raining cats and dogs
A guard dog!
FIXED
He wants to get ruff
He put in 24 carrots.
A Dog.
No one else will do it for them
It stole the show!
Shall we walk home or take a dog
The barking lot.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
A watchdog.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Wooffies!
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A Superbarket
A docs-hund!
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Go and retrieve her!
Chester.
A sheep that can round itself up!
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
A Barkaeologist.
Out, out, damned Spot!
He wanted to chase the catfish!
A paint Bernard!
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
They're lit.
Hide their trainers.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
An ice Kareem clone
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Kitty Perry
An im-paw-ster.
He got a hole in one.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
A jellybean.
It was very graphic!
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
