It is now a parent.
A!
You don't call it, you pick it up.
A Shih Tzu
A Dobie
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
Linda McCartney
Scares their dogs.
At the Groomers!
Where my dogs at?
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Because K-10 is for cats.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
The spelling.
He had barkinsons disease.
An old faschund.
You take him for a drag.
A dogfish!
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Neither one is a squirrel.
A chair
A wet nose.
Pido.
RUFFles
Sparky
Yorkies
Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.
Is there a dog?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Bark
With a Ruff IRA.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
The good ones are hard to put down
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Snoop dog.
She was a little husky.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Nothing. He just grit his teeth.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
A melon collie!
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Hush puppies
Dragon balls!
20 after 1.
About four beers
A DOH-berman!
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A shampoodle
He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
A dog with a hair lip
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
When it's pure bread.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
One of his legs is the same.
About 7 beers.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Pooched.
Decepticondoms.
To the dog.
They both want to bury their bone.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Wagmans.
A hush puppy.
Collar ID
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Sparky.
It freaks out the dogs!
Pants.
Bob Barker
It scares the hell out of the dog
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
They both have wet noses.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A Barkeologist.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A subwoofer.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Sparkie.
They have two left feet
A Labara Cadabarador
He made a spectacle of himself.
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
A retail store.
His property was Fur Elise
The Outside.
Eggs actually get laid.
Pick up lines
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
They can't MOOve
You are turbanned
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Because they got a bad wrap.
Because fetch is not going to happen.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Asking for a friend
Me: *names two of them*
So they could make corn dogs.
