She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Wooffies!
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A Superbarket
A docs-hund!
Sparky
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Go and retrieve her!
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Chester.
A sheep that can round itself up!
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
A Barkaeologist.
Out, out, damned Spot!
He wanted to chase the catfish!
A paint Bernard!
Her dog was blind too.
When he points.
Yankee poodle!
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Labs!
A watch dog!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
There were too many vets.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
They both have collar ID.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
A Doberman puncher!
Ruff.
The doors were open.
About 5 drinks
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
A jet setter!
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
Delighted.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Raining elephants!
Pants
Reebark
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A subwoofer.
An English sleep dog.
A police dog in disguise.
He doesn't believe in dog.
Sparky.
A collieflower
Dog-gone!
A melancholy.
Newfound-lands!
No hard feelings.
Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!
Well I'll be dog-gone.
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Sandy Claws.
They both have PAWS
It had Barkinsons
Everything. I'm a dog.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
They know their knots.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
The dog taped his mouth.
Because it scares the dog.
A 401(K-9).
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Put him in your back yard.
Ruff
They always get called for roughing.
A dog.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
He wears a coat and pants.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Flypaper.
Groomer has it
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
I'm a dog.
A dog knows what is 'no'.
I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
This is the end.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A bearded collie!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The tomato was in a can.
It all depends on where you lose them.
A pointer!
He was barking up the wrong tree.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A ruff terrain.
A ruff draft.
He got a hole in one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Sleep on the sofa.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
A football match!
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
She kept running away from the ball.
He couldn't make hands meet.
When it fails
Lieutenant
It takes only one nail to hold the picture up
