When he points.
Yankee poodle!
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Labs!
A watch dog!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
There were too many vets.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
They both have collar ID.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
A Doberman puncher!
Ruff.
The doors were open.
About 5 drinks
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
A jet setter!
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
Delighted.
Raining elephants!
Pants
Reebark
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A subwoofer.
An English sleep dog.
A police dog in disguise.
He doesn't believe in dog.
Sparky.
A collieflower
Dog-gone!
A melancholy.
Newfound-lands!
No hard feelings.
Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Sandy Claws.
Everything. I'm a dog.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
They know their knots.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
The dog taped his mouth.
Because it scares the dog.
A 401(K-9).
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Put him in your back yard.
Ruff
They always get called for roughing.
A dog.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
He wears a coat and pants.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Flypaper.
Groomer has it
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
I'm a dog.
A dog knows what is 'no'.
I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Oven mitts
This is the end.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A bearded collie!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The tomato was in a can.
It all depends on where you lose them.
A pointer!
He was barking up the wrong tree.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A ruff terrain.
A ruff draft.
Wire haired terriers!!
A sub-woofer
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Aard-bark!
Cats can't drive!
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Put him in the front.
A rover-dose
He stole her blanket.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Because he is a Boxer
Doesn't matter much, does it
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
A shampoodle!
A human.
The retail store.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
With a chihuahua pedal.
Fur Elise
He had Barkinson's
He was having a hard time looking up.
A pure bred meth lab.
Puppy dogs!
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Possum: Oh yeah
Raise the woof!
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Tickle its balls.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
He threw it.
Because they rain supreme.
It's groovy!
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Because it got fired!
With a fire drill.
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
Frank
