W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
She's fine. But the dog died.
It was a boxer!
Because no one else will do it for them!
Five after one.
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
It was raining cats and dogs
Pants.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
A guard dog!
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
FIXED
He wants to get ruff
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
He put in 24 carrots.
A Dog.
No one else will do it for them
It stole the show!
Shall we walk home or take a dog
The barking lot.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
A watchdog.
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Wooffies!
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A Superbarket
A docs-hund!
Sparky
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Because you can't bury them in trees!
Go and retrieve her!
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Chester.
A sheep that can round itself up!
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
My dog
Robert E Flea!
Dog have rice.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless
A Barkaeologist.
Out, out, damned Spot!
He wanted to chase the catfish!
A paint Bernard!
Her dog was blind too.
Stu
When he points.
Yankee poodle!
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Labs!
A watch dog!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
There were too many vets.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
They both have collar ID.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
A Doberman puncher!
With a little bit of oil.
Ruff.
The doors were open.
About 5 drinks
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
A jet setter!
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
Delighted.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
In the mush room!
Raining elephants!
Pants
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Reebark
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A subwoofer.
An English sleep dog.
A police dog in disguise.
He doesn't believe in dog.
Sparky.
A collieflower
Dog-gone!
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
A dog has a better understanding of no.
A melancholy.
Newfound-lands!
No hard feelings.
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
Well I'll be dog-gone.
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Well..it's not hard
Holstaines
Damn!
If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.
A girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
Na 'ma ste
They use a conveyor belt.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
IDK, i'm just a banana.
So they could make corn dogs.
Wrap it around a tree
