They know their knots.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
The dog taped his mouth.
Because it scares the dog.
A 401(K-9).
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Put him in your back yard.
Ruff
They always get called for roughing.
A dog.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Sparky.
He wears a coat and pants.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Flypaper.
Groomer has it
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
I'm a dog.
A dog knows what is 'no'.
I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
This is the end.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A bearded collie!
A palmatian!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The tomato was in a can.
It all depends on where you lose them.
A pointer!
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...
He was barking up the wrong tree.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A ruff terrain.
A ruff draft.
Wire haired terriers!!
A sub-woofer
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Aard-bark!
Cats can't drive!
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Put him in the front.
A rover-dose
He stole her blanket.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Because he is a Boxer
Doesn't matter much, does it
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
A shampoodle!
A human.
The retail store.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
With a chihuahua pedal.
Fur Elise
He had Barkinson's
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He was having a hard time looking up.
A pure bred meth lab.
Puppy dogs!
A dal-martian
One good turn deserves another.
About seven miles an hour.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
The elephant remembers.
Because he's a sub woofer.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Ruff!
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because they have two left feet!
To a retail store.
Barq's Root Beer.
A furrycanine
Because they pee on poles.
The roof is on fire.
A double crosser.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
When it is learning a new language!
Icebreaker.
A Chi-WOW!-ua
There are skidmarks before the dog.
Blew the dog
Put a peg on it's nose!
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
A spot-weiler!
Because his boots were at the menders!
They both have wet noses.
Because then it would be a foot.
He was soda pressed.
Because it didn't see that well.
Because they cantaloupe.
His biance
Discuss
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
A tiger moth!
Squackhili
Punjabi-ng.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Park in it, of course.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Because he was following people before instagram
