Sandy Claws Merry Christmas
They both have PAWS
It had Barkinsons
Everything. I'm a dog.
Because you can't bury them in the sky!
They know their knots.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
The dog taped his mouth.
Because it scares the dog.
A 401(K-9).
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
Put him in your back yard.
Ruff
They always get called for roughing.
A dog.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
Sparky.
He wears a coat and pants.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Flypaper.
Groomer has it
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
I'm a dog.
A dog knows what is 'no'.
I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
This is the end.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A bearded collie!
A palmatian!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The tomato was in a can.
It all depends on where you lose them.
A pointer!
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...
He was barking up the wrong tree.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A ruff terrain.
A ruff draft.
Wire haired terriers!!
A sub-woofer
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Aard-bark!
Cats can't drive!
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Put him in the front.
A rover-dose
He stole her blanket.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Because he is a Boxer
Doesn't matter much, does it
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
A shampoodle!
A human.
The retail store.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
With a chihuahua pedal.
Fur Elise
He had Barkinson's
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
He was having a hard time looking up.
A pure bred meth lab.
Puppy dogs!
A dal-martian
One good turn deserves another.
About seven miles an hour.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
The elephant remembers.
Because he's a sub woofer.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Ruff!
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because they have two left feet!
To a retail store.
Barq's Root Beer.
A furrycanine
Because they pee on poles.
The roof is on fire.
A double crosser.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
When it is learning a new language!
Icebreaker.
A Chi-WOW!-ua
There are skidmarks before the dog.
Blew the dog
Put a peg on it's nose!
When the judge threw the book at him.
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
A Snowman.
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!
He just wanted the inside scoop.
A girl from Jersey.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
An egg gets laid
Bricks get laid.
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
It got stuck in 9/11
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
