A dal-martian
One good turn deserves another.
About seven miles an hour.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
The elephant remembers.
Because he's a sub woofer.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Ruff!
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because they have two left feet!
To a retail store.
Barq's Root Beer.
A furrycanine
Because they pee on poles.
The roof is on fire.
A double crosser.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
When it is learning a new language!
Icebreaker.
A Chi-WOW!-ua
There are skidmarks before the dog.
Put a peg on it's nose!
A spot-weiler!
Because his boots were at the menders!
They both have wet noses.
Because then it would be a foot.
You should know more than your dog.
Should we walk home or take a dog
Because they have tears in their eyes
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
I like "Hot Dogs".
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A statue of a dog!
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
Because he was a light sleeper.
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
A Labracadabrador
Collie-wood!
A bud hound!
A dog barking in a mirror.
Dog gone!
A mutt in a rut!
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
When it's raining cats and dogs!
You don't, you pick it up.
The wrong answer.
Laika boss.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
A hot dog.
It was a shih-tzu
Because cats are K10
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
His leg was in a cast.
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
The retail store
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
They want to make ends meet.
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
A croaker spaniel!
A glowberman pinscher!
The license number of the car that hit him.
In barkinglots.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...
Pawpular!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
He used a skeleton key.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A golden receiver!
A complaint Bernard!
A clockshund!
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Bark bark.
A labracadabrador
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
A taxicab driver.
Any place without a drive-up window.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
HashTag!
They both got a wet nose.
Puppy dog.
Give them a test-tickle
They couldn't fined him.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He didn't want to be spotted.
They go straight for the juggler.
They like being stationery.
Because they're shellfish.
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
